I wanna kill somebody
Actually it’s not just anybody.
It’s this STUPID IDIOTIC Half Bad Old Man with ugly face and a fat body who thinks he’s the smartest man on earth and who keeps asking stupid questions over and over again (adding in his OWN version of answers) and then demanding to know my full name ("It is my right to know your full name") and keeps on repeating "oh in your line must be patient". BULLL. I was sooo patient until i couldn’t tahan anymore but I was still patient. U wanna see impatient? Impatient is when i stand up from my chair, take my chopstick and pluck out watever hair that’s left on your bloody brainless head and make u eat it.
You better beware, coz IF i ever see you, u better hope and pray that there are no steps nearby (push u down, or up the steps for that matter), no drains nearby (feed u free longkang water), no roadside (and vehicles running at top speed) nearby (make u into prata), no floor nearby (use my newly found aikido skills), no grass nearby (feed u soil)…. Just better hope u’ll not see me on the streets coz i’ll be out of the office and in a very very very mad mad mood if i ever see your half balding, ugly and fat self on the streets. Dun think just coz they raised the CPF rate to a higher age means i’ll take pity on your pathetic self. I hope for your case, your CPF disappeared suddenly without u knowing it! I hope it is donated to some home where they will deserve it better than you!!!!!!!!
Be careful where u walk, coz in the words of Rawn Koh: You won’t live long.
HMPH!
Whew. That feels much better.
